Cool Toothbrushes Correlated to a Loving Parent Child Relationship

Ever wonder if your parents love you? A new study, from the University of Delaware County Community College shows that Parent-to-Child love can be easily determined by the type of toothbrush you use.

5. Dentist Issued

Look on the bright side, at least your parent, step-parent, and/or legal guardian takes you to to the dentist. You know you are getting a deep clean with these bad boys by the amount of blood gushing out of your gums. Don’t get the brush too bloody, chances are this will be the toothbrush you will be using for the next two years.


4. Family Pack

Congratulations! Your guardian decided to drop some real change of these colorful and fun brushes. Grab one quick, you don't want to be stuck with the gay teal one (AquaMarine#4). Along with #5 on our list, these brushes (with proper technique) will give you that swollen gum, middle-lower class, teenager look that the ladies love. You can pick up these basic yet effective brushes at K-Mart for $3.99 (Pack of 4)


3. The Colgate 360

Holy Cow! Your parents really don't want the thousands of dollars that went to your ortodonist to go to waste! The reason this gem is entitled the ‘360’ because when you’re done brushing you’ll want to turn 360 degrees and brush your teeth again! The bristles have been called the ‘egyptian cotton’ of toothbrushes so you’ll be brushing in comfort achieving that killer smile. ;D


2. The Vibrator

NASA invented the first pulsating toothbrush back in 1925 by complete accident, now thanks to advancements in current technology and the dropping price of labor this intricate piece of machinery can be purchased at your local Rite-Aid or CVS. Commonly found in Christmas Stockings, this brush will vibrate your dental problems away. If you own this brush be thankful, your parents are proud of the person you are growing up to be. Oh by the way don't forget wednesday is family game night.

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1. The Plaque-Destroyer 9000

If this toothbrush is upstairs charging in your, most likely personal, bathroom then congratulations, this is the big leagues. This bad boy runs on lithium-ion batteries which everyone knows is an elemental subdivision derived from moon rocks. If you ever wonder why you are an only child its because your parents thought that they couldn't possibly do better than you. You’re going to do just fine.

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