Ebay Christmas Ornaments


December 7th and with it the seventh installment of the most delicious holiday special for your brain taste buds.  Need to decorate your tree? Well here are some last second can't miss items on Ebay that could definitely spice up your holiday season!


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Bacon. Simple, but classy, and not at all related to Christmas.  Buy it for only $5.99 here!

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Just like the bacon ornament you can capitalize on free shipping!  Does bigfoot exist, did Jesus? Get this shit right now here!

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25 Days of Christmas
December 1st Advent Calendars
December 2nd Holiday Decorating
December 3rd WTF Happened To The Radio Part 1
December 4th Christmas Trees Are Just Plants
December 5th Hanukkah In Review
December 6th "Happy Holidays"
December 7th Ebay Christmas Ornaments
December 8th Dear Santa,
December 9th Holiday Drinks
December 10th Pumpkin Spice Latte VS. Peppermint Mocha Frappuccino
December 11th Snow Blows
December 12nd XXX-Mas
December 13th Desolation of Smaug (Christmas)
December 14th WTF Happened To The Radio Part 2
December 15th Wait, Christmas Is Religious AF
December 16th Rudolph - The Ginger Reindeer
December 17th What To Get Your Girlfriend For Christmas
December 18th Chlamydia - The Real Grinch
December 19th Why You Want To Be On The Naughty List
December 20th Christmas Movies...That Will Get You Laid
December 21st Looking Back At The End Of The World
December 22nd Stocking Stuffers (NSFW)
December 23rd Last Second Gifts
December 24th Twas The Night Before Christmas
December 25th Merry F****** Christmas
Multi-task with this Christmas ornament that serves both style and pleasure purposes!  YOU CAN BUY THIS RIGHT NOW FOR $6 RIGHT HERE!

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Feeling a little gay this holiday season? Teen News has your back with some sweet abs!  Purchase this here!

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I know what you're thinking.  An alligator playing volleyball is exactly what I've always been looking to complete my Christmas tree.  Well click here!  Only $7...WHAT A STEAL!

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Are you a girl? Do you love sh-...why am I even asking? OF COURSE YOU DO BUY THIS NURSE SHARK RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW OR ELSE.