Florida Teen Rushed to Hospital in Shaving Accident

Local Florida 8th Grader rushed to Emergency Room after severely cutting his face while attempting to shave for the first time. Teen News correspondents were first on the scene.

 “it all happened so fast,” said Greg or as his friends call him ‘Gator’ “i heard that if you start shaving, your beard will grow faster” “chicks my age love beards”

The razor involved in the accident has been discovered to be a ‘Bic Twin Select’ or as they are more commonly known as ‘that shitty blue razor that your dad uses’
  

When asked if he had any regrets about the experience all ‘Gator’ has to say was, “chix dig scars, hashtag yolo” From all of us at teen news we wish this puberty pioneer a quick recovery.