Last Second Quick Easy Halloween Costumes

So you really didn't give a shit what you went as for Halloween until you saw your friends dressing up that night.  QUICK! Go into the closest bathroom and get ready to blow your friends away with a low maintenance costume that will hopefully do the trick and the treat.


7. Karate Kid VI

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet Paper


last second halloween costume

Literally all you do is wrap a piece of toilet paper around your head.  You don't even have to know karate.

6. Lil' White Robin Hood

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet paper.

last second halloween costume

Literally just wrap a piece of toilet paper around your head and chin.  Technically it works better if you're a girl but it's 2013 so take your gender roles and shove them in your kitchen/garage depending on your gender.

5. Hang Man

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet Paper

last second halloween costume

Yea, you can only make so many toilet paper themed costumes before you give up, on everything.

4. Father Asswipe

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet Paper

last second halloween costume

Wrap a piece of toilet paper around your neck, tuck it into your shirt, and become Father Asswipe.  This Halloween costume is all but guaranteed to succeed in making you look like an asswipe who is decorated in something you use for ass wiping.

3. Rabbi Toiletpaperstein

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet Paper

last second halloween costume

Is this costume offensive?  I hope not, but if it is I think you can say oy vey, oh well, and let me do something else with this toilet paper.

2.  Cute Sailor

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet Paper

last second halloween costume

Would you rather be a fairy than scary?  This is the toilet paper costume for you!  Kill em with cuteness without breaking the bank.  PRO TIP: It's what girls do everyday.

1. The TP Bandit

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet Paper

last second halloween costume

Who keeps coming over to your house or apartment and using all your toilet paper?  That's right it's the TP bandit the ultimate waster of toiletries in the wild wild west.  Impress your friends that are dressed up as Duck Dynasty characters with the most appropriately themed costume this Halloween.