Stephen Hawking Quote on Black Holes

Some quick facts about black holes:
stephen hawking quote

Black holes are traditionally known for their yellowish color.
Black holes were first discovered by Jesus Christ.
The closest black hole to Earth is known as "the moon".

And also some tidbits about the great Stephen Hawking:

Hawking has won more paralympic medals than any person on Earth.
Hawking's voice module is known as "Techno DJ #4".
Stephen was named after Stephanie Tanner from Full House.